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Passing moron

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  License Plate Illinois H15-8570
  Wire Filed Saturday, August 28, 2010
  Vehicle blu-ish silver Other  Minivan
  Location Lasalle, Illinois
  

  Who taught you to drive!? You almost caused a 3 car pile up because you chose to pass us in a double yellow (we were doing 55 in a 55, by the way) without checking for oncoming traffic. The minivan in the other lane piled on the brakes, as did we, to avoid hitting you, buttmunch! Did you win your drivers license out of a Cracker Jack box? Brainless morons like you deserve to be shot with a plasma cannon. Get that phone out of your ear before you hit the wrong person and they shove it up your behind! Try calling a proctologist then!

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• Made By
  TomCat1346
  on August 29 2010

  One of the best lines I've ever heard about shoving cell phones "where the sun don't shine" is this one from LA can't drive (http://www.lacantdrive.com/): Rikki, on August 24th, 2010 at 7:15 am Said: PROBABLY ON THE CELL PHONE OR TEXTING! I SWEAR, I’VE SO HAD IT WITH THIS INCONSIDERATE, SELFISH MORONS…ALMOST HAD A HEAD-ON WITH ONE ON THE FILLMORE SIDE OF GRIMES CANYON THIS MORNING. SOMEDAY, I’M GOING TO SHOVE A CELL PHONE SO FAR UP SOMEONE’S ASS THAT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO EVER NEED A BLUETOOTH!

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